Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Top Gun






Chell took her bar tending final exam today.

Think it is easy? 
Try this............
Mia Tia


1 oz light rum
1/2 oz Creme de Almond
1/2 oz Triple Sec
1 1/2 oz Sweet and Sour
2 oz Pineapple juice
1/2 oz Myers Rum

J&B Soda / Twist


1 oz JB Scotch Whiskey
Fill with soda 
Lime squeeze

Godfather / Top Shelf
1 1/2 oz Glenlevit Scotch
1/2 oz De Sarrento Amaretto

Pina Colada

1 oz light Rum
2 oz coconut cream
3 oz Pineapple Juice
1 1/4 Scoop ice 
Blend

Whiskey Sour
1 oz whiskey
2oz Sweet and Sour 
Shake

Madras / Ocean Breeze


1 oz Vodka 
Half fill Cranberry Juice
Half Fill Orange Juice

So Co Manhattan / Up


1/4oz  Dry Vermouth
1 3/4 oz Southern Comfort
Shake

Green Hornet

1 1/2 oz Brandy
1/2 oz Green Creme De Menthe

Orgasm / Traditional  (Tee Hee)

1/2 oz White Creme De Cacao
1/2 oz Amaretto
1/2 oz Triple Sec
1/2 oz Vodka
1 oz Cream 
Shake and Strain.

Sloe Comfortable Screw :)

1 oz Sloe Gin
1/2 oz Southern Comfort
Fill with Orange Juice

Melon Ball
1 oz Vodka
Fill with Orange Juice
Float 1/2 oz Midori

Gin & Tonic


1 oz Gin
Fill with Tonic
Lime Squeeze

She had to make 12 drinks.. knowing the ingredients, measurements, methods, glass type and garnish.

To pass the class students have to make 12 out of 228 random drinks in 7 minutes.

Chell did it in 3 minutes 30 Seconds earning her  Top Gun status.!!! 
(Top Gun can only be achieved with a score of 100 on the written final and super fast pouring skills!)
She is only the 6th person out of over 4,000 to do so!

All this and My girl doesn't drink.

Lots of hours studying, paid off..
She is now officially a Vegas bar tending Babe!




Tuesday, November 13, 2012

What day is it?



Mom is in Reno. Why is Mom in Reno?
Because she needs surgery again.. stupid hernias.. But wait. That doesn't explain why in Reno...
The only Hospital in Las Vegas to take her insurance is Scumerlin Hospital, and that is not a option.


Evil lurks in them whitewashed walls.
She has her procedure done on Friday.... Mikey will take great care of our Mommy.

But really there is no need to reform our health care system. Uh hem..

"It's not like people are dying in their apartments because they cant afford insurance."  Damn am I glad Romney lost!

Thankfully Mom has the resources and the tenacity to get what she needs.
Somethings are universal no matter where you go.