It was a good day!

Merry Christmas !

Today we woke up and opened our presents!
Well, we didn't really open them... we didn't wrap anything.. we are practical like that!

Wrapping paper is creepy anyway.

Chell and I finished our Gingerbread project!

Drunk Babies.. What's wrong with that?

Then it was time to be grown ups and start making Christmas dinner... We had guests coming over after all.

Let's get this party started!

Our neighbor Doug, and Chells friend Don came over.. a couple of guys single on the holiday looking for a good meal and company.

Lot's of chatter, and laughs.. then it being Christmas and all, we agreed to play a board game with Mom..

Mom got this game, because it's hard to cheat... glad she is knows who the cheater is...

But as all things go in the house, wholesome fun can only last so long.. 

over coffee and dessert the conversation turned..

Doug and Chell being the wheeler and dealers that they are, decided that a great way to make money on her house is to turn it into a Swingers Club... this is Vegas.

So easy...... easy money that is....

Doug had vast knowledge of such things...

I kept saying, "My Mom is in the room ya know,"

Then Chell asks Mom.. "What do you think of that idea?"

Mom always the prude replies.. "If it works out I have two more houses we can use."

Hey this place started out as a one building joint.. now look at it... 

All and all it was a great day... Glad I live the life I do! 

What will you do?

Since the end of the world is Friday, here are some fun suggestions to do tomorrow.

Boom!

Go out to dinner.. go to a 5 star restaurant.

Tell the Maitre D he is a douche and  not the  King of cuisine.

Order Veal and Foie Gras.

What? We are all going to die anyway. (Nope can't do it.)

Get yourself a Ferrari and drive as fast as you can..

Tip... Don't do this in the city during rush hour.. kills the high.

Listen to the night and seek out some Carolers.

Join them for some musical peace...

Or

Just pelt those singing fools with snowballs.

Ride a Roller coaster..

Yawn...

Like this!

Play with matches... Hell, let the kids play with matches.

Budding little Psycho paths are getting wiped out with the rest of us.

Feel the freedom of tossing a can or newspaper in the trash!

Why recycle?????

Call a co-worker, a Ex or obnoxious cousin.....

Tell them how you really feel!

Bet it all!

You can't really lose, right?

Chell is going to rent our her house for a Porn film shoot...  

Oops! Hey Everyone has a fetish!

Mom is going to max out all her credit card.. and spend all the money in the family trust.

Don't worry I will help her spend it.

Bella is going to sleep, relax and snack a little.

It's what she does!

Me? I am going to wake up and go about my normal day.. because I think we all will be here to welcome Saturday, and I look forward to the new year... Too many adventures, and love left to enjoy...

It's Christmas and it's a tree

I didn't care if we had a tree this year.
Chell didn't really want one.
Mom was like why bother?
But she lied.  What's a Mom to do when she sees a cute little tree at Goodwill? Needing a new home.

A Ten Dollar used tree.. You would think it looks like Charlie Browns.

Not quite that sparse,

Nor does it look like it's been on a Bender.

Ask Mike about his drunken tree.

It's not a Barbie tree either.. Soooo Pink

How bad can our tree be, she spent $5.00 on decorations.... that some how Chell and I ended up putting on the branches.  I even sang a part of a X-mas song.. just a little.

Here it is! Our master piece! 

Don't dis our tree it could be worse..

It could be a Stephanie inspired Redneck tree... 

Or it be the worst Tree ever..

Made from Green Jell-O... 

The tree is not bad at all.. I just hope she is done buying decorations..

Because if she buys this at Goodwill or anywhere else... we are moving.

Get ready to rock

Christmas Music?
Who needs it? A reminder that your shopping days are ticking ..
So in the internet tradition I found some albums that I might actually listen to.
Or not.

Kentucky Fried Fun!  

But wait there is more!

A fake potato and gravy coma

What you want more?

Can only be enjoyed on Christmas Day with a 10 piece deal meal!

KFC not your style? 

Meet Rico... 

I think Rico has had a little Egg Nog, with a Xanax chaser. 

What? I actually like Cee Lo.. 

Pimp my Santa!

 Little Alexis Lee.. whatever happened to you?

I am guessing Stripper or Meth addict.

Some parents should be put down... 

Nothing says Christmas like some wholesome Rap.

I am sure the F bomb is prevalent in this one..   Yo Yo.. Have yourself a Merry Fucking Christmas.

Retro Retro Christmas?

Santa shows up in the darnedest places.. Where is this place?

Okay he was creepy whatever the Season.

Tip Mistletoe through the Tulips?

Stuff that nightmares are made of!

What is up with that Clown?

Come on now lets get happy!

What is your favorite Christmas Album?

Why Walmart scares me.

'Tis  the season...

I hate crowds.. I hate them so much I cry a little when personal space is compromised.

This is why I would never visit India.. that and the open sewers.

 

Friday with my paycheck stub, the company gave us a Walmart gift card..

I thought it was nice that they did something,  hell that is more than Walmart employees get, right?

Yesterday I decided to go to the Evil Empire and buy some contacts.. They wouldn't honor my prescription.

Grrrrrrr

Would have burnt my eyes anyway.

The Christmas music was playing through the din of noise that only a large group of humans can create.

I hate Christmas Music also...  Why I decided to walk through the store is a mystery.

I know that Wally World gets a bad rap.. the butt of many jokes and hilarious websites! 

Genius, she can shop lift by putting shit in her hair.

It's just so easy to poke fun!

Okay 1 more.

 

Given all the trash talk, the place was packed! 

There is nothing I need bad enough to navigate this crowd.!

Truthfully I think I hate Walmart, not because of their policies..

Sweat shops, keeping employee hours below benefit level.. crappy merchandise... 

I hate them because every time I step inside I think I am going to be run over by a novice in a electric cart.

 

 I hate them because of Germs Germs Germs..

Where is the Purell aisle?

Booo, Walmart shopper.

I don't blame him..Get the guy that hates Queers so openly!

I hate them because Target is so much cleaner and less crowded, with comparable prices and 
far better clearance stuff.

Cool Target!

Maybe after the Holiday's I will use my Gift card... or perhaps give it to Mom.. she raised 7 kids, traveled the world  and is immune to the most of the antics that go on in the Mega stores!