Pillow case hoarding and stuff.

Here are a few truths I have picked up on in the last couple of days..
My allergies are all Moms fault.. I thought I was a freak when my face would swell up for no reason, but today Moms eye started to do that trick.. 

Ouch!

Thank God for Benadryl... It's better to be loopy than a PT Barnum attraction.

House hunting has taught me that people whose house is a short sale don't give a shit. No need to clean, hide or pick up dog poop... I am losing money on this house anyway.

But the neighbors are nice.

Everyone knows how I feel about the little part of Vegas called Summerlin.. but did you know that you have to pay $35.00 a month just to reside there?  FU Scummerlin.

Really? you couldn't pay me to live in your little snobbish piece of the world. (Save some money for your mortgage payment)

While cleaning out the linens in the Sutter House I learned that Mom is a secret Pillow case hoarder. 

She can open her own store!

No more linens for you! Actually we did a good job at getting rid of lots of stuff... thanks to Craigslist and the neighbors!

I also found out that Mom is a liar... But she has to confess her sins to everyone of her children.

Just because your helping a sick neighbor, and she sucks the life out of you... and she is a racist, homophobic, dried up old cat lady.. doesn't give you the right to lie does it?  

Yes it does! Spare her feelings and back away.. then run as fast as you can!