8 rules to being a good house guest.

Sometimes being nice doesn't make you feel all that warm and fuzzy.

Mom learned that lesson with the neighbor Adele, who when offered help took it, grabbed and begged for more and was a pissy old Bitch when Mom refused to be used and abused..

Give me more.

Chell found her own younger version of Adele.
'I just need a break from it all' She says.
Chell thought it would be the right thing to do to help out a single Mother of three boys, one being severely Autistic.  A tired hard working soul who has little money, woman who's tales of daily life were so heartbreaking, that Chell offered up her house for the woman to R&R and re-group.

'I just want to read by the pool and be no bother...  I don't want to do anything  but relax.'

Lies and more lies.

Rules for being a good house guest 101..  really people it's not that hard.

1- If you formerly cry about how poor you are, don't feed the  $100's of dollars in the slot machines in front of us. One of the reasons you are staying at the house is because you needed cheap rest and relaxation.

And you are a loser.

2-If you think you want to get out and about some, rent a damn car.. Don't text every 2 minutes hinting you want to be chauffeured. (After picking you up at the airport and offering a trip to the market.)

'I found some menus in the kitchen, do they deliver?'

'Can I walk to the strip?'

'How far is it to the grocery store? I think I am lost.'

'Is there a bar close by?.

3- The 2 cases of water and all the other goodies in the fridge were not put there for you to consume. It would be okay to leave a bottle or two.

4-Same with the full pack of batteries... Don't take shit that doesn't belong to you.

5- Just because the thermostat goes down to 50 doesn't mean you need to make it feel like an Alaska winter.

Wow Vegas is so hot! Glad you have A/C.

That shit costs.

6-Just because your Boobs grew as your waistline did, don't keep offering up reasons to get naked or half naked in front of Chell.... Hello she is taken!

I hate that my boobs are so big, they draw such attention...   

She really said that as she was falling our of her low cut muumuu dress.

7-As a general courtesy, if you are going to lie and be a user, please have a little shame and don't flaunt it.

8-Never put the fear of God into your host by saying... "I think I will call the airline and see how much it would be to extend my stay."  She really did.... she didn't even think to ask if she could stay longer.

  And BTW, come to find out she funded her shopping drinking and gambling with her sons Social Security check.... 

Thank God she had suckered another friend she knows in Las Vegas to cart her around some.. If Chell has to entertain her anymore than she did, another body may have been dumped on Sunrise Mountain.

So many places up there to hide a corpse.