Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Quit that pooping

Pigeons.
Rats with wings... 
Ready. Aim. Fire!


They are evil for sure.. Diseases and filth is what they carry... Pigeons are the street urchins of the aviary world.

Oh and they are everywhere!

Sunny afternoons in Venice were ruined by the creatures..
No joking!! These pigeons can be a danger! - Venice
San Marco Square on a good day... The tourist books tell you the best way to wipe  bird shit off your  clothes. (Let it dry before you do anything.)


Back in Boston we used to pull dead pigeons out of the conveyor in the warehouse.. Stupid birds, didn't heed the warning buzz before the rollers started rolling..
Wait.. some places do it on purpose????  Poor Chickies.. Grrrrrrr

In Las Vegas there is the Harmon Building on the Strip.. a hotel that never opened by City Center... Poor construction and 8.2 Billion Dollars later and the tower stands empty... 



Deemed as unsafe, the place stands waiting for implosion.. never to be used, except for the millions of pigeons nesting in there..

What a waste.

Las Vegas is a magnet for the feathered fiends.. 

Chell's new house included..

The exterminator said some homes have a thousand pounds of poop on the roof..  Chells house only had a 100 or so pounds.
 They are now evicted and looking for a new home, just not this one..


After vacuuming and power washing feces, they set up screens and  intimidating spikes!
Ha Ha..

 




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