I'm not worried.

Tomorrow I go to my new job for orientation. 

And leave with a slip of paper to take to some unknown clinic  for my drug test.

I'm not going to lie. I am happy its a hair drug test.. those little bottles are hell when peeing under pressure. Oh, and just gross.

Having never taken this sort of drug test, I Googled it, just to know.

Of course ways to beat a drug test is what popped up.

I want to know how do you sue if they don't give you your 500% money back guarantee once you fail?

You are still jobless, no money for a lawyer. 

Is it a good idea to go to court and tell a Judge that your illegal drug taking wasn't duped by the lab?

I should have started this business.  $44.00 for a snake oil remedy?  Sweet!

Unless they test for copious amounts of caffeine, I don't have to visit this guy!

Don't worry if you do get selected for a urine test... the internet has that covered too... 

 

Freeze dried clean urine!

Wouldn't it be easier to 'Just say no!'  and cheaper.. this kit is $150.00..

P.S. Sorry for the graphic of the fake penis.. kinda geeks me out too.