Please please oh please.

Today I had a job interview!
I had a couple last month but I really wasn't that excited about the jobs.. but a job is a job and anything is good.

Maybe not.  Worst job ever....

Nope this is worse.. 

I want this job!

So keep your fingers crossed and send the good Karma my way..

I think the interview went well..

Temple work

Chell and I decided to take a look around the new neighborhood.  
 And guess what we found just down the road.

If it's in Las Vegas shouldn't Moroni be neon?

We knew the Mormon Temple was close by, but it is really close by.

It's a good thing it's a clear sky...

So I don't get hit by lightning! 

It is a pretty building with great views of downtown. 

So the Saints can look down on the sinners!

Mom Meets Meat

Mike took Mom to San Francisco this weekend.

One of my favorite cities.

The view from Twin Peaks is amazing.

But hang on, the wind is pretty strong.

 It has a great Chinatown.

But the food.......

Is a little too authentic for me... 

But the best part of San Francisco is the Castro.

Americas first gay playground! 

A place where people have been openly Queer for decades!

Sometimes the Castro takes that a bit far..

I've been to the Castro during Pride.. tons of naked, lewd boys waggling about. 

Fun for Mike I am sure.. not so much for me.  

 But the Castro on Easter should be safe enough to take your Mom.. Right?

Wrong!

Those boys will take any holiday as a excuse to strip.. 

Mike and Mom found the naked, yikes..

 

I just wish I was there to watch..

Watch Moms reaction, not the naughty parts of men... ewwwww!

So that's why the Christian radicals hate us! 

 They are back in Reno now.. where people keep their clothes on.

Where Moms should be!

   

Bella can be left alone..

Happy Easter!



I woke up this beautiful Sunday Morning in a new place.

Up near the mountain in Chell's new place..

Sadly it was too cold to jump in the pool under a almost full moon.


Next month maybe!

Love me a full moon..

We left Bella all alone for the night... 

Bella is a people kitty, it was very brave of us. 

She is also a spiteful feline.

Fine! Go!  See if I care.

It was only for one night... 

People leave their cats alone all the time, right?

I can't prove it, but I think she had a party.

 

 

Or all night..

The biggest little city

Mom is off to Reno... She wants to see her little boy. 
And all Reno has to offer.





The land of the 1950's quickie divorce. 

Things have changed a little since then.

Reno's Circus Circus clown is damn freak... I hate clowns.

Reno has creepy tourism ads.. this directed at San Francisco 

Mike likes to call Meth mouth Reno mouth... stupid drug .

Another fun fact about Reno..

It's farther west than LA

I hope Mom has fun... with Mike it's pretty much a given.

And I hope she doesn't realize she left a Costco size jar of Macadamia caramel clusters in the fridge!

As addictive as meth!

Quit that pooping

Pigeons.
Rats with wings... 

Ready. Aim. Fire!

They are evil for sure.. Diseases and filth is what they carry... Pigeons are the street urchins of the aviary world.

Oh and they are everywhere!

Sunny afternoons in Venice were ruined by the creatures..

San Marco Square on a good day... The tourist books tell you the best way to wipe  bird shit off your  clothes. (Let it dry before you do anything.)

Back in Boston we used to pull dead pigeons out of the conveyor in the warehouse.. Stupid birds, didn't heed the warning buzz before the rollers started rolling..

Wait.. some places do it on purpose????  Poor Chickies.. Grrrrrrr

In Las Vegas there is the Harmon Building on the Strip.. a hotel that never opened by City Center... Poor construction and 8.2 Billion Dollars later and the tower stands empty... 

Deemed as unsafe, the place stands waiting for implosion.. never to be used, except for the millions of pigeons nesting in there..

What a waste.

Las Vegas is a magnet for the feathered fiends.. 

Chell's new house included..

The exterminator said some homes have a thousand pounds of poop on the roof..  Chells house only had a 100 or so pounds.

 They are now evicted and looking for a new home, just not this one..

After vacuuming and power washing feces, they set up screens and  intimidating spikes!

Ha Ha..

 

These Peeps don't care..

I removed today's blog... so to fill this space I bring you peeps who don't care if they are posted on the internet!.. 

I hate that Damn show.

I hate that damn book.. Goodnight peeps.

I love this show... Hey! Where is the Padma  Peep?

There she is!!!... Never Peep Padma please!

Jesus Peeps are just wrong.. 

 

Violence is not the answer.. poor ear less Peep..  

Naked is okay, because its art.. and a Peep..

Go on... Make your own Peep Diorama....  I dare ya!